Woman doing reformer fitness exercise
‘Wellness does exactly what fashion used to do, which is sell you a dream version of you.’
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Wellness is swallowing the fashion industry whole. Should I
switch camps?
Jess Cartner-Morley
To be fair, my beat has had a good innings. For a hundred
years, it has made billions of pounds out of selling us stuff that boosts our
self-esteem
@JessC_M
Sat 23 Mar 2019 08.59 GMT
I’m thinking of giving up writing about clothes and catwalk
shows and reviewing bra tops and yoga classes instead. The latest “in” look for
abs; whose mat was in the front row – that sort of thing. What do you think?
After nearly two decades as a fashion editor, I feel as though it’s a
straightforward transfer of my skillset.
It’s time for me to jump ship because wellness is killing
fashion. To be fair, it has had a good innings. For a hundred years, it has
made billions of pounds out of selling us stuff that boosts our
self-esteem/makes us feel more attractive/makes us appear richer and more
successful. Stuff, though – that’s the problem. Fashion is stuff and stuff is,
like, so 20th century. No one wants stuff any more. We want glowing skin and a
110-minute half-marathon time and inner peace and Michelin-starred kombucha
instead. That’s what aspirational looks like in 2019. Wellness does exactly
what fashion used to do, which is sell you a dream version of you, only it’s
better for you and doesn’t create landfill. Game over.
The cannibalisation of fashion by wellness began with
athleisure. Around the beginning of this decade, £100 running leggings were
suddenly a thing. Why would anyone spend £100 on leggings, normal people asked?
And the fashion industry was like, sideways glance to camera, “the leggings
aren’t the point, you desire clothes for the life transformation they promise.
You ever hear of Cinderella?”
Fashion embraced those legging-curious newcomers with open
arms. Come here, girl, we got you. But Lululemon leggings turned out to be a
Trojan horse. A new and seductive industry grew up around the business of
wellness. Boutique gyms instead of boutiques, gratitude journals instead of
waiting lists. Expenditure and aspiration, but more virtuous.
Athleisure was just the start. This is a more significant
culture shift than wearing leggings to brunch. The generation gap between
millennials (those born between 1980 and 1999 or so) and fortysomethings is
much wider than the one between fortysomethings and their baby-boomer parents.
The instability of the world in which millennials have grown up has given them
a sharply different understanding of what security looks like, of how
investment works, of what their future environment will be. Wellness sounds
made up to older people, but to a younger generation it is an investment in
themselves in an uncertain world.
This cultural shift has been monetised rapidly. Notice how
running, which was at the centre of the initial craze and costs nothing, has
fallen off the radar in favour of £28 Pilates classes. You can tell that
wellness is the new fashion because it has become so easy to spoof. There are
£6,000 Chanel yoga mats. There is Mark Wahlberg starting his day at 3.40am with
a 95-minute workout. And, of course, there is Gwyneth Paltrow – Patsy from Absolutely
Fabulous for a new generation. On her website Goop, you can buy a candle called
Church (£66 – free delivery, though) with a scent described as “cypress smoke,
snow, sensual quiet”. Does snow have a scent? Or sensual quiet? Yet Paltrow is
very much for real. Goop raised $50m in venture capital last year. It has
started opening bricks-and-mortar boutiques. It recently signed a content deal
with Netflix.
For a shiny, modern industry, the optics of wellness can be
strangely regressive. While fashion is – finally, slowly – addressing its
diversity problem, the imagery of wellness seems to skew heavily towards
skinny, white women. The ideal requires you to be time-rich and rich-rich. Two
hours spent working out each day – let alone a five-day yoga retreat in a
hilltop Balearic finca – is a pipe dream for most of us. Wellness, which should
be bolstering, is in danger of becoming yet another thing for women to fail at.
The vagueness of “clean eating” dangles the carrot of perfection just out of
reach. Beneath the manuka-honey sweetness there is a competitive core.
Perfecting your right hook at Kobox and honing your willpower with intermittent
fasting is the glossy, feminine equivalent of those gruff survivalist types
stockpiling tinned food and doing pull-ups in a weird basement.
Does it matter if wellness edges out fashion? A two-minute
plank is a more wholesome status symbol than a two-carat diamond. If sleeping
well and eating vegetables are now aspirational, that must be good. Going to a
yoga workshop is better for you than buying a new pair of earrings, even if, at
the fancier end of the scale, it isn’t any cheaper. Vaginal steaming, coffee
enemas and “venom cheese” (Google it) give wellness a bad name, but then every
bit of culture has its freakstore fringes. They say that runners run because
they like running and joggers jog because they like cake, but, as far as your
cardiovascular system goes, the result is the same. If wellness really is the
new black, it’s fine by me. After all, monochrome looks particularly chic at
yoga.
Give me a good tweed jacket, some colorful corduroy trousers, a wool necktie, some comfortable brogues shoes, and an expensive fedora any day!
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Heinz-Ulrich von B.